Life’s too serious

Life’s too serious

A little humour for your day…

  • The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
  • A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time…
  • My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
  • Mick says “Charlie, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador…”don’t do it” says Charlie, “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”
  • My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

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